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Okay, and our last presenter to share their reflections of their summer plans is Jacob Udell.

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You know how there are those places where everything just makes sense and all your problems melt away?

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For me, that place is camp.

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And I'm not talking about some two-bit, week-long, bullshit day camp.

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I'm talking about sleepaway camp.

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And tomorrow, my 10-month wait will be over, and the two best months of the year are about to begin.

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Do you believe in miracles?

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Dude, I was so wrong not to invite you to Dave and Buster three weeks ago.

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I'll regret that decision for the rest of my life.

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Jacob, when I told your parents you were a handful, I was actually talking about another kid.

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I know I give you a bit too much sometimes.

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Oh, no, you're perfect.

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Fuck school.

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Let's go to camp.

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I want to get a suntan on these titties.

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Yeah!

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Jacob, are you ready to present?

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Yeah.

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You know how there are those places ?

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that bullshit me that's fine when it's late?

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Stop fucking throwing so hard.

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I mean, I guess it sort of looks like camp.

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Like that thing in the middle that's like baboosik at night.

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Yeah, actually, it's kind of an identical outline.

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Oh, shit, man.

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That's really great.

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And over by the dock, there's two counselors that make it out.

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Oh, sick, and it's two girls.

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Oh, wait, it's dark.

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That's my boy Jacob.

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He's walking in the woods with Tali.

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Come on, man.

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Come on.

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Ah, shit.

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He chickened out.

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You got the looks, Jakey.

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All you need is the confidence.

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Man, I hate to see him with that sad face.

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You got all that from this?

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What do you think that means?

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How should I know?

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Aren't you the nurse?

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No, I'm the school mandated behavioral therapist.

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Look, Mr. Song, have you ever been to camp?

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No.

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Max, as I've told you before, they did not have Jewish summer camp in Korea.

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Well, then the fuck do you know?

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Us camp people are just different.

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We snuggle.

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We cry with pride.

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We shit with the doors open.

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Okay.

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I'm a totally different person at camp.

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They don't even call me Max.

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I just go by Charnas.

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Okay, well, why can't you be that person here, too?

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Wow, fucking great suggestion.

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You don't think I've tried that?

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Mr. Song, they locked me to the bike rack.

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Okay, what those kids did was not okay.

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Fucking assholes.

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I don't even look like a curly haired soup dumpling.

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I mean, seriously, look at some of the shit they've been circling around school.

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Fucking dipshits.

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Look, do I look anything like that?

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Max, I want those kids to fuck chat GDT.

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Max, we're talking about you having lasting friendships.

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Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Song.

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I know this is bad timing, but it's Jacob.

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Sup, bitch?

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Dude, have you ever tried therapy?

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It's like really weird.

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Look, Mr. Song, I think you've made about as much progress as we're going to make this year, so I say we go.

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Have a great summer.

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We could be life's best friends, really.

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Did you see who it said, sweetie?

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They have a CD or a DVD.

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It's on.

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Oh, my God.

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Shut up.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Notice how I'm walking different?

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It's because my penis is like a four inch longer.

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You're a little fatty, too.

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Farmer!

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This is my penis.

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Gentlemen, this is our summer.

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Every night, we put our heads to our pillows, dreaming of the first night of camp.

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Gents, it's finally here.

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Take it in, boys.

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For these two months, we are going to have the highest percentage of successful ask-outs to the socials.

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You're gonna cry.

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And what are we gonna wear?

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Mesh shorts.

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A longest shower party on record.

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And we're going to explore each other's bodies.

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And we're going to explore each other's bodies.

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Take on some winter.

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Take on some winter.

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Ten months of math.

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Fuck fractions!

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Ten months of your dad coming home smelling like perfume.

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But your mom doesn't wear perfume.

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Boo!

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This is why we live ten for two.

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Ten for two!

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Ten for two!

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Charn, you up?

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Too excited.

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Can't sleep.

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I'm so glad we made it.

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Same.

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I know every year my parents say they need a break from me, but this year it wasn't in a funny way.

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I think they're, like, starting to actually hate me.

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Dude, they're idiots.

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Don't listen to them.

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I wonder why something so epic can't be, like, so lame back at home.

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You mean like arts and crafts?

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Friendship bracelets?

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Clock toys?

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Rap battles?

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Made-up language nobody understands?

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No, I mean, like, me.

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Nobody likes me at home.

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I'm sorry, man.

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This is where we're gonna be forever, man.

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Living four glorious summers as campers.

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And then?

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And then, when we're 16, we're apprentices.

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And we'll be inducted into the Plunger Hall of Fame.

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Hell yeah.

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And maybe by then, Tali and I would've been dating for, like, four years.

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But this summer, I'm gonna ask her out.

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And when we're 40, we'll use our fortunes from the private sector to buy camp.

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Maybe that's worth a combined net worth of 19 billion.

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Which doesn't even include my eraser collection.

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And we'll become the longest-running fine men in camp history.

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And you and me are gonna crush rap every single day until we're 99 years old.

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Am I a bullfrog or is it hotter than July?

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Oh, and maybe I can do the solo part sometimes.

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Sure.

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Yeah, you know, I just, I sort of feel like I need it, so.

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Well, maybe we could do it together?

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Then I wouldn't be a solo.

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Uh, yeah.

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I guess I didn't think of that.

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But the point is, we're gonna spend the rest of our lives at camp until we retire and spend our final days where it all started.

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At old camp, the original paradise, I like it.

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And we'll drink the old camp liquor, which is sweeter than Sprite.

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And we'll sleep in the original bunks, - where over-the-pants handjobs were literally invented.

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OTPHJs.

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And where they played Fuck, Marry, Kill.

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But it wasn't a game.

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They did it for real.

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And one day, they'll bury us in old camp.

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And then, we'll decompose into the soil and become trees.

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Forth and Clove.

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The best place on Earth.

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Chipwitch is in the headtongue!

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Cindy, Sweeney, what are you doing in here?

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Nobody come in!

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Hey, Leon, have you, uh, checked the headtongue?

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They've early posted the second month's play.

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Please tell me it's the music man!

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Tiny head, massive suction!

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Chowder, Jacob!

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Stop watching my stuff!

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Did they actually make the Color War captains on the headtongue?

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Yeah, come check it out!

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No, no, no, no, Chard, it's just...

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Charlie, relax.

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If you plunge three more people, we'll break the first month's record.

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Okay, well, I just wanted to say good luck today, parents-wise.

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You feeling okay?

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Yeah, I mean, Dad's last letter said we're coming in 11, so it...

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sounds like they're still in one car, at least.

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All right.

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Well, crossing my fingers.

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Jacob, your microbe owner's showing.

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What?

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No, it's not microbe.

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It's, like, in the 55th percentile.

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Okay, well, you guys know Sophie Freeman?

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She's an avid one.

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She lives in Manhattan.

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Her mom was in a Doritos commercial.

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I should go.

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Yeah, me too.

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Bye, Tali.

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Dude, I do not get what you see in that girl right there.

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Tali's a liar.

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She tells these random-ass stories to the girls in her cabin that make no sense at all.

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Tali is the most underrated girl at camp.

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If you like her, I haven't asked her out yet.

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She's never really in the right moment.

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Oh, shut up.

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I watch you choke it at both socials, and you do not get a third social.

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I'm gonna do it.

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Okay, everybody.

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Visiting day begins at five minutes sharp.

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And, parents, if you've forgotten your utensils, that is not an invitation to use the dining hall.

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It's getting Sebastian's part.

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Yep.

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Why are you guys eating two totally different meals?

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There was a bit of a food miscommunication.

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I got on the road later than your brother this morning.

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You guys didn't take the same car?

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No, no.

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Honey, we talked about this.

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Your father and I, we're separated.

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You said you were gonna use the summer to go over all the logistics.

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Yes, the logistics of our divorce.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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I started seeing someone else, and we're engaged.

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What?

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I am seeing someone else now, and we are...

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He heard you, okay?

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He's just in shock, understandably.

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I can hear everything you're saying.

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Why don't I grab some ice cream?

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Yeah, good idea.

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If they have cookies and cream, just get me a cup.

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Who even is this woman?

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Tell me about it.

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Not mom.

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Oh, right, Dana.

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Her name's Dana.

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Yeah, her name is Dana.

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She's an event coordinator.

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And she's working on a novel.

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Actually, I think you know her son.

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Gordon Fisher.

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That guy?

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Yeah.

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He's a freak, dad.

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Well, I know he's a bit of a character, but...

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He stands outside his carpool, and he practices magic with a wand.

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Vanilla!

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Okay.

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Let's just, please, go to the registration tab.

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I want my shirt.

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Oh.

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Your mother and I need to figure out exactly where next year is.

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Stop this.

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You guys aren't actually about to say I'm not coming back next summer.

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It's a possibility.

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They are bringing back tubing next year.

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These are my only friends.

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You're telling me you can't find any way to drum up eight grand?

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I mean, that personal trainer is very expensive.

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Are you sure that's necessary?

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You gave $5,000 to Elizabeth Warren for president.

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Does that feel like money well spent?

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I'm going to the tab.

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First of all, come here.

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We all have to make sacrifices.

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Not me.

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Please, not this one.

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We'll call the cab office when we get home.

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You don't have to worry about any of this.

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Yeah.

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Are you okay, kid?

265
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,140
How is she?

266
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:51,840
Don't look out, okay?

267
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:53,880
Okay.

268
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:54,920
Okay?

269
00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:09,490
I'm not stepping foot in that fucking woman's house with her sick of nature son who's going to turn me unpopular.

270
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:13,630
Nothing fucking works!

271
00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:16,050
Charley, what happened with your parents today?

272
00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:19,070
You know how I catfished my principal on Match.com?

273
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,950
You just said your principal didn't like you.

274
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:25,410
Yeah, because I catfished him on Match.com and got him to send a picture of him licking a lollipop.

275
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:26,570
I told you guys this.

276
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,030
No, you did not.

277
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,150
Well, the school tracked my IP address, and now I'm kicked out.

278
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,490
Damn, that really sucks.

279
00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:37,690
And my parents were sending me to this boarding school for diverse learners.

280
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:39,590
Fuck that.

281
00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:42,750
You know that kid Alan Urbosa who's, like, obsessed with me?

282
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:46,010
Well, he gave my parents another letter from me.

283
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:48,730
It's like, Tommy, I love you.

284
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,630
Why can't we just be together?

285
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,530
Let me see the letter.

286
00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:55,610
I'm telling you, I'm going to write it back and annihilate him.

287
00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:56,690
I threw it out.

288
00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,390
Should we try to find smaller sticks?

289
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:01,850
We can break this one.

290
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:04,090
I'm not going to that fucking boarding school.

291
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:07,750
Everyone knows I would look shitty with a buzz cut out of my face.

292
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:11,310
This is total crap, but what other option do we have?

293
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:20,790
What if we never went home?

294
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,110
Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?

295
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,370
Enough with 10 for 2.

296
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:31,110
We need to go 12 for 12 all year camp.

297
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:33,290
You're talking dirty, little man, and I like it.

298
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,290
Let's make a baby.

299
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:35,430
For real, for real.

300
00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:40,170
What if at the end of the summer, when the buses leave, we don't get on.

301
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:41,670
We hide.

302
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:46,270
And when the force is clear, we run, and we just keep doing camp.

303
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:47,550
Well, we can't just run.

304
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:48,730
That would be dumb.

305
00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:49,730
We need a destination.

306
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,350
Like, somewhere off the Grand Boat with shelter.

307
00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,070
Wait, where'd it have been a lot in Hyde?

308
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,210
What about old camp?

309
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:56,730
I don't think he had an old camp.

310
00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:57,830
I think it was, like, Asia?

311
00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:00,530
No, no, you mean, like, the original site of finding.

312
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:01,950
Old camp.

313
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:05,870
It's perfect.

314
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:10,330
I heard that when they moved, they just left everything behind, untouched.

315
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:13,210
It's like a Jewish museum, but without all the sad parts.

316
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:14,470
Books.

317
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:16,910
Kitchen.

318
00:17:17,690 --> 00:17:19,250
PBandJ for days.

319
00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:21,710
It's perfect.

320
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:26,290
If we pull this off, all of it goes away.

321
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:29,310
And the only thing left is camp.

322
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,200
3, 2, 1.

323
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:50,200
On the last day of camp, the only staff on site will be Bob.

324
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,320
That guy?

325
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:55,780
Pure misery.

326
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,220
I heard his wife left him at the altar.

327
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,960
Or his own brother.

328
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:02,740
Now?

329
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,420
He's a cuck.

330
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,900
Bob's way of coming off because he wasn't Jewish.

331
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:12,440
So he tried to circumcise himself, but he accidentally caught too much.

332
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,380
And now?

333
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:14,780
He's a eunuch.

334
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:16,640
You're both wet.

335
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,040
He's ex-military.

336
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:22,520
He was dishonorably discharged from Guantanamo for being too rough on the Taliban.

337
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:26,420
He's legally prohibited from using it, and he cut off the heads of, like, 50 people.

338
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,280
That's why he only eats soup.

339
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,320
She broke it off because he jerked off so much.

340
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:36,840
Only error comes out as just some scammer That's why he can spend his whole life at camp and still be miserable.

341
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,140
Forever you, forever me.

342
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:42,000
Forever Bob on ATV.

343
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:48,000
Put my name on everything.

344
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,080
There's nothing that guy won't do.

345
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,560
We're going to have to neutralize him.

346
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,800
What do we do about our parents?

347
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:59,100
By the time they figure it out, it'll be too late.

348
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,770
Dear Dad, camp's going great.

349
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:08,310
Oh, Charlie!

350
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:14,380
Am I a bullfrog for he's eating hotter than shoe?

351
00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:19,630
Shakey-fakey, tell it to me fresh.

352
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:20,470
What?

353
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,930
No, actually, it's going epic.

354
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:35,300
Everything is just clicking into place.

355
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,660
My name's Jacob.

356
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:40,780
And mine is Sean.

357
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,140
And there's a party later, but we're going round the bar.

358
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:44,340
We want some remix!

359
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,700
Even our crush track is reaching new heights.

360
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:48,500
Reem!

361
00:19:55,800 --> 00:20:00,560
And, honestly, I think it's because everyone's just so unified.

362
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,280
And just, like, really growing up.

363
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,480
Now, my bunk is the family I...

364
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,260
to catch me when I...

365
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,760
I'm on top of the world here.

366
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,260
And not just because I'm king on a freaking zip line.

367
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,280
Dad, don't worry about me.

368
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,560
And I won't worry about you.

369
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,300
Time truly does fly at camp.

370
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,000
I almost wish it wouldn't end.

371
00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:37,030
If you're in this room, you know just as well as I do that there is nothing waiting for us back home.

372
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:38,870
Here's the plan.

373
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:43,250
Tomorrow morning, we grab the last of the supplies and then set off to Old Camp.

374
00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:46,910
And once we land, we're doing summer forever.

375
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:51,610
Thank you!

376
00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:53,330
Thank you very much!

377
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,310
It's gonna be epic.

378
00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:55,550
We've been stocking up on food.

379
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,330
And the fridge at Old Camp's gonna be filled with shit, too.

380
00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:03,110
And, guys, I'm thinking the first night at Old Camp, we should have a social.

381
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:04,050
Yeah!

382
00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,710
Okay, a third social.

383
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:07,770
Is that even allowed?

384
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:08,930
Don't you get it?

385
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:10,710
Everything's allowed.

386
00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:14,190
I heard at Old Camp, they have queen-size beds made for fucking.

387
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:15,370
Like, they were encouraging it.

388
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:16,430
Oh, yeah!

389
00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,790
You know, we're gonna create a new society.

390
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:20,670
New art.

391
00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:21,450
New recipes.

392
00:21:21,870 --> 00:21:22,490
New languages.

393
00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:24,590
Doobity-doobity-doo.

394
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,390
You'll soon know what that means.

395
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:29,510
Muske-muske-dushe-mushe.

396
00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:32,410
That translates to fine men forever.

397
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:34,550
And you'll know what that means soon enough.

398
00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:38,670
The only staff left on site tomorrow will be Bob.

399
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:40,830
Fuck Bob.

400
00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:42,590
He's a million years old.

401
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:44,830
He prints out his emails and he pays for AOL.

402
00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:45,970
We'll take care of Bob.

403
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:49,790
How are we actually supposed to leave the camp tomorrow without anyone noticing?

404
00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:51,770
What, they'll make us, like, get on a bus?

405
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:52,930
We all know the rules.

406
00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:56,530
Anyone with pink eye quarantines for 48 hours.

407
00:21:56,530 --> 00:21:57,210
So?

408
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,990
If we wake up tomorrow with pink eye, we can't leave camp.

409
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:02,950
That's when we execute our escape.

410
00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,870
Problem is, we don't have pink eye.

411
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:09,600
Dude.

412
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,380
This is your last chance.

413
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,780
There's no turning back.

414
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,640
You take the blue pill, a melatonin that I stole from the camp nurse's office.

415
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:23,860
You go to sleep, and you wake up tomorrow morning, you forget all about this.

416
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:30,420
Or, you take the red pill, and you stay in Wonderland.

417
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,300
And I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

418
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,060
So let me get this straight.

419
00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:41,960
You expect us to intentionally put poop particles in our face so that we end up purposely getting pink eye?

420
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:43,800
That is step one.

421
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,260
Oh my god.

422
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,020
Step two.

423
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:48,380
The virus incubates for 12 hours.

424
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,000
When we wake up in the morning, a lucky few of us will find freedom.

425
00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:53,940
Why not have an adventure?

426
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,880
If you don't get pink eye, you shut your fucking mouth and take this conversation with you to the grave.

427
00:22:59,080 --> 00:22:59,540
Long distance?

428
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:00,460
No way.

429
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:01,820
We're like, so in love.

430
00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:02,700
Step three.

431
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:03,480
Parents.

432
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:07,960
The pink eye will give us a 48-hour head start before our families get suspicious.

433
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:14,140
After that, I'll be faking our deaths and planting your DNA in the bag of bones in Bob's fire pit.

434
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,660
Fuck you, mom and dad!

435
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,220
James, I wish you weren't my brother.

436
00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:18,720
Eat shellfish and die!

437
00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,960
Step four.

438
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,980
Under no circumstances does this information leave this room.

439
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,480
This can is filled with snitches, especially that little rat fuck Leon.

440
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,700
Well, well, well.

441
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,470
Just as I suspected.

442
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:36,940
A merry band of thugs and thieves here to raid our dining hall.

443
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,140
My peers paid good money for the suit.

444
00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:40,560
Shut the fuck up, Leon.

445
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,800
No, fuck!

446
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,640
I didn't get it!

447
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,200
Fuck!

448
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,200
You burned it, Jacob.

449
00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:00,100
Well, aren't you a cyber pink eye?

450
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,120
Goddamn yourself!

451
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:01,760
Goddamn!

452
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,640
Who is this shit?

453
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,500
Holy shit, Leon!

454
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,680
You look like a ginormous sunset took a shit in your eyes.

455
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,640
Excuse me?

456
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,020
Leon, we also don't want you to come with us on this escape, but you know too much.

457
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,780
Yeah, you're a chunk to bite us.

458
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:37,180
Can't put you on the bus today.

459
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,320
You look a little off, you do.

460
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:44,740
Bob, maybe you can drive it?

461
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,920
Leon, I don't have time today.

462
00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:48,040
Danny, what's your 20?

463
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:49,760
We got a situation.

464
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,460
Forget it.

465
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,180
I'll find you.

466
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:56,400
And I dare you, but after today, that's Ms. Brock hour's problem, okay?

467
00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:56,980
Oh, shit.

468
00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:57,720
Hey, Danny boy.

469
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,040
Excited to reach you on walkie.

470
00:24:59,080 --> 00:24:59,860
I think you're offline.

471
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,260
I'm on channel 4.

472
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,560
That's the direct line.

473
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,820
Anyway, this pink eye situation is really out of control.

474
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,680
Way worse than...

475
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,880
Okay, look, I have to go wave some kids goodbye.

476
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,160
If you could just give me the headline.

477
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:18,800
Well, we're on a 48-hour lockdown, so coverage-wise, we're working with me, you, and I'm sorry, I'm thinking it was a boys' night out, and thoughts on Peter?

478
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,760
Okay, Bob, stop.

479
00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:21,060
Summer's over, alright?

480
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,800
The counselors are clocked out.

481
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,880
Fine, you're the director, you choose the third.

482
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,340
No, it's just you, okay?

483
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,040
You think you can handle that?

484
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,200
Of course.

485
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:31,260
Right.

486
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,080
Do not fuck this up.

487
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,580
This is a safe 5 quarantine.

488
00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:46,460
You'll be sheltering in place for the next 48 hours.

489
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,820
There's three meals, two snacks, and one rule.

490
00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:54,460
Do not leave the rooms.

491
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,980
Who you did, Bobby?

492
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:17,940
Dear Bob, I'm writing to invite you to my lake house to come accept a new position that shall be named Director of New Camper

493
00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:18,660
Development.

494
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,980
In this capacity, you will be expected to manage and supervise multiple projects.

495
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,440
I'm momentarily stepping out.

496
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:31,440
Including teaching proper trust fall etiquette.

497
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:40,880
As well as basic self defense, police, creepy posters, and other nefarious acts of the demented.

498
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,680
Oh yeah, that's just great!

499
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,540
Oh my God, yes!

500
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:52,780
Move, people, move!

501
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,060
Don't forget to grab the oral swab!

502
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,320
We need an oral swab!

503
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,920
Go, go, go!

504
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:02,760
Pass me up and do this before it starts to get nasty.

505
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:08,460
For hours I did them up, them bricks I set apart, my raps I bit them up, for that I'll stick them up.

506
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,480
For good, for it's all good, money I've got.

507
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:16,740
Man, you're still back at this, look at me murder my friends, couldn't take it, and bailed and left my friends for dead.

508
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,045
Told them I ain't have nothing to do with the writing, I'll hold you down and leave you sneezing, man,

509
00:27:21,045 --> 00:27:25,673
let's stop and freeze up, my man's at me trying to rock, bees, golden and threes in the pepper breeze,

510
00:27:25,673 --> 00:27:31,840
so pretty, but my raps is big enough, like a whip, it don't stand, so I don't want to stop, it's like you don't want to say, cause you're not scared.

511
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,800
That's right, you can stop and freeze up, I'll be back in a few seconds.

512
00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:46,450
Director of New Camper Development.

513
00:27:47,170 --> 00:27:56,890
Um, yeah, man, I don't know, I think this is some sort of prank or something, because, uh, yeah, I don't know, it says my my email is Danny Camp

514
00:27:56,890 --> 00:27:57,230
Real?

515
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,880
You thought my email was Danny Camp Real?

516
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:09,030
You know how much I care about this place, right?

517
00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:10,650
Sure.

518
00:28:11,030 --> 00:28:13,230
No one cares about Feynman more than me.

519
00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:16,010
I...

520
00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:19,470
Guess what I'm saying is I do have more to offer.

521
00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:23,630
Yeah, and I mean, we've I mean, we love having you on the staff.

522
00:28:23,990 --> 00:28:25,370
You've been here for, what, eight?

523
00:28:25,930 --> 00:28:26,710
Nine summers?

524
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:29,900
26 years.

525
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:33,880
Incredible legacy.

526
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:36,120
We're really lucky.

527
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:43,800
And as much as I'd love to keep having this combo, I mean, shit, you should probably go check on those kids, right?

528
00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:44,760
Here's your email.

529
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,280
Thanks again.

530
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,000
Well, not thanks, but you know how thankful I am.

531
00:28:54,350 --> 00:28:56,370
Sir, a great friend.

532
00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:59,130
A powerful enemy of clogged toilets.

533
00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:16,830
Well, I guess this wasn't here in the 20s.

534
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:25,080
That's the longest prank I'll ever see.

535
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:25,940
Hi.

536
00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:26,080
Hi.

537
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:27,820
We'll just, uh...

538
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,880
We'll just hop the fence.

539
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:31,960
Um...

540
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,380
I don't like this.

541
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,320
I don't like this at all.

542
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,300
Leon, relax.

543
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,700
It's an old sign.

544
00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:38,800
I'm sure it's fine, okay?

545
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,540
So, who wants to go first?

546
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:51,890
Thank you.

547
00:29:52,830 --> 00:29:54,050
You saved me.

548
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,010
Somewhat.

549
00:29:58,550 --> 00:29:59,390
For it, I'm guessing.

550
00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:01,800
He saved her.

551
00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:03,500
There's nothing.

552
00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:05,300
No problem.

553
00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:07,840
There's gotta be another place to...

554
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:08,380
Pull off?

555
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:23,560
What?!

556
00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:31,630
Bob knows where we are!

557
00:30:31,770 --> 00:30:32,350
What?!

558
00:30:32,350 --> 00:30:33,190
Oh my god!

559
00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:33,990
Come here, Bob!

560
00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:34,810
Save me!

561
00:30:35,510 --> 00:30:36,030
Save me!

562
00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:41,150
Relax.

563
00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:43,210
There's no way he can save his brother.

564
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,010
God damn it!

565
00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:47,130
He just eye-fucked me through the binoculars!

566
00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:48,790
Why is he looking at me that way?!

567
00:30:48,790 --> 00:30:49,950
I'm a child, Bob!

568
00:30:50,410 --> 00:30:51,670
Oh shit, he's still there.

569
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:53,590
Leon, enough!

570
00:30:53,830 --> 00:30:54,890
I'm just stretching my arm.

571
00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:56,810
I'll stretch it for you if you don't stop it!

572
00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:58,770
It'll load up in like 40 seconds.

573
00:30:58,930 --> 00:30:59,530
Oh, chill.

574
00:30:59,730 --> 00:31:01,150
I drained all the gas from the moats.

575
00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:02,390
Yes, you're a genius.

576
00:31:08,350 --> 00:31:08,730
Motherfuck!

577
00:31:08,810 --> 00:31:09,990
We need a plan right now!

578
00:31:09,990 --> 00:31:10,690
What about a hole?

579
00:31:10,790 --> 00:31:11,470
We can dig a hole!

580
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,370
We don't even have a shovel.

581
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:13,570
We can crawl through.

582
00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:16,390
Guys, I got it.

583
00:31:16,930 --> 00:31:18,670
All the electric's coming from up there.

584
00:31:18,890 --> 00:31:20,930
I'm gonna climb up and I'm gonna cut the power.

585
00:31:21,390 --> 00:31:23,510
Once I do, be ready to scale.

586
00:31:23,730 --> 00:31:24,810
Jacob, are you insane?

587
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,570
He is a madman and we are in his coat!

588
00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:28,470
Well, if you're gonna do it, go!

589
00:31:28,690 --> 00:31:30,910
I will not be your medicine girl!

590
00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:31,930
There's no other way.

591
00:31:32,210 --> 00:31:34,090
And we are not turning back.

592
00:31:37,070 --> 00:31:37,950
Don't move!

593
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:38,910
That is an order!

594
00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:40,050
Don't move!

595
00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:42,830
Coming for you, you dildo!

596
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:47,720
Fuck off!

597
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,760
Make it get out of Ronald's body!

598
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:53,860
Make it get in!

599
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,020
You got 40 seconds tops!

600
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,340
You gotta do something, Jacob!

601
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,180
Come on, let's go!

602
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,180
Jacob, you're alive!

603
00:31:58,260 --> 00:31:58,820
You're alive!

604
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,200
But you won't get away!

605
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,460
How the fuck do you turn this thing off?

606
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,180
Come on, move!

607
00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:10,960
As soon as that thing turns off, Sophie, you go first.

608
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,200
No, I'm waiting for Jackson.

609
00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:13,000
He'll need our help.

610
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,740
Sophie, Jackson isn't coming!

611
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:15,340
He promised.

612
00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:16,780
He's a fuckboy!

613
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,780
He cheated on you all summer!

614
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:21,000
There are delinquents across the lane!

615
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,520
I repeat, delinquents across the lane!

616
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,200
Rachel Bernstein jacked him off during Finding Nemo.

617
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:27,580
That's a frickin' lie!

618
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,580
Leon, he brought a blanket and it was 90 degrees.

619
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,540
Marlon was Finding Nemo and he was jizzing!

620
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:35,200
That fucker!

621
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,840
God, these wires are connected to shit!

622
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:39,800
Something's happening!

623
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,360
Just keep pulling, Jacob!

624
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:53,680
Hey, don't tell anybody, but I fucked a parent in the nature shed!

625
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:55,960
Hell yeah!

626
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,940
Okay, Johnny, go!

627
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,100
Everybody climb!

628
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:03,180
Go, go, go!

629
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:05,300
Go, go, go!

630
00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:13,420
Two down!

631
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,440
Hurry up!

632
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,760
Let's go!

633
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,980
Hurry up, I'm fucking stuck!

634
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:22,300
Use your core charge!

635
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,680
What the fuck am I trying?

636
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,280
Just turn the power back on and let me die!

637
00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:29,440
Yeah, we can leave!

638
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,680
Come on, let's go!

639
00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:31,040
No!

640
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,540
Oh, my God!

641
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:35,860
Oh, my God, hurry up!

642
00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:40,380
You slowpoke!

643
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,080
Charge!

644
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:45,780
Charge!

645
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:46,760
Charge!

646
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,700
Charge!

647
00:34:40,219 --> 00:34:40,540
Freak!

648
00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:46,700
Is he dead?

649
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:48,960
Oh, my God!

650
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,900
Oh, my God, my body's alive!

651
00:35:05,590 --> 00:35:06,890
Fuck this wishy-mo!

652
00:35:07,550 --> 00:35:11,750
Marry the concept of science and kill Toy Story 2!

653
00:35:11,850 --> 00:35:12,110
What?

654
00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:12,910
No!

655
00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:18,750
I'm still on duty at work and if I don't get back...

656
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:19,310
Slow down.

657
00:35:19,790 --> 00:35:20,930
Just slow down.

658
00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:23,830
And Danny and the kids have been having an absolute blast!

659
00:35:24,030 --> 00:35:29,490
Uh, Sophie Friedman's mom is calling me saying no one's answering the infirmary phone.

660
00:35:29,490 --> 00:35:30,970
What's going on?

661
00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:33,910
Charnas, what do you mean three-steak solution?

662
00:35:34,530 --> 00:35:35,630
Hey, hey, gotta go.

663
00:35:35,810 --> 00:35:36,850
Charnas, sit!

664
00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:44,870
Ms. Efron, 48 hours, I'll have Leon packed and E-Guy breathing as a body empty.

665
00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:48,550
Would you rather be made out of carbon or all hydrogen?

666
00:35:49,030 --> 00:35:50,910
What the hell does that even mean?

667
00:35:51,370 --> 00:35:52,710
There is a right answer though!

668
00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:35,320
You know, I'm sorry about Jackson.

669
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:40,000
I know how it feels that everyone got you in on a secret.

670
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:47,400
Charnas once farted into my Nalgene and said I ate his ass by the strings of property.

671
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,960
As if that's how the strings of property even works.

672
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:52,900
Frickin' moron.

673
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,380
Men are pigs.

674
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,240
Men are the whole damn barn.

675
00:36:58,940 --> 00:36:59,720
And you know what?

676
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,400
I'll frickin' drink to that.

677
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:05,520
Not from your Nalgene, I hope.

678
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:09,600
Soldiers, the final descent is upon us!

679
00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:58,060
What a rundown piece of shit.

680
00:37:58,460 --> 00:37:59,220
I know.

681
00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:01,000
It's perfect.

682
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,300
Let's go!

683
00:38:35,207 --> 00:38:36,850
Bingo ! I found the fridge!

684
00:38:38,130 --> 00:38:41,530
It's locked.

685
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,730
Come on!

686
00:38:46,270 --> 00:38:47,650
God damn it.

687
00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:49,370
I got a plan.

688
00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:51,930
Everybody take cover!

689
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:55,250
This place is about to smell like a frat house!

690
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,720
Shema Yisrael Adonai Eloheinu.

691
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,380
Yisrael Adonai Eloheinu.

692
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:13,220
Holy shit.

693
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:32,320
Guys.

694
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:34,420
We hit the mother load.

695
00:39:42,370 --> 00:39:44,050
Three, two, one!

696
00:39:44,370 --> 00:39:45,630
Oh, sorry.

697
00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:48,310
Three, two, one!

698
00:39:48,890 --> 00:39:49,490
Soybean!

699
00:39:49,830 --> 00:39:50,290
Yeah!

700
00:39:50,370 --> 00:39:51,510
Easy peasy!

701
00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:52,130
Yeah!

702
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:53,390
My name is Tali.

703
00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:54,010
Yeah!

704
00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:55,170
And I don't wear makeup.

705
00:39:55,410 --> 00:39:55,750
Yeah!

706
00:39:56,030 --> 00:39:57,170
Who's gonna hook up?

707
00:39:57,470 --> 00:39:57,770
Yeah!

708
00:39:57,970 --> 00:39:59,050
Charnas and Jacob!

709
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:02,390
Alright!

710
00:40:03,010 --> 00:40:03,310
Yeah!

711
00:40:03,310 --> 00:40:06,890
The time has come for tonight's evening activity.

712
00:40:07,370 --> 00:40:10,470
And as promised, we are having a social!

713
00:40:12,550 --> 00:40:14,250
Theme for tonight's social.

714
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:16,910
It's a wedding.

715
00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:19,830
Who's getting married?

716
00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:23,450
Well, I actually got to think of it.

717
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:24,170
Elohein?

718
00:40:26,370 --> 00:40:27,890
Well, you can't marry me.

719
00:40:29,390 --> 00:40:34,090
Well, I haven't met your parents yet, but...

720
00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:35,690
Why the hell not?!

721
00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:42,330
What I was thinking!

722
00:40:42,490 --> 00:40:43,370
Yeah, let's go guys!

723
00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:53,050
From instructional swimming to free swimming.

724
00:40:55,170 --> 00:40:56,410
From old camp to new.

725
00:40:57,350 --> 00:40:59,270
Till death do you part.

726
00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:03,030
I now pronounce you husband and wife.

727
00:41:03,450 --> 00:41:03,690
Yeah!

728
00:41:10,410 --> 00:41:11,990
I love being married!

729
00:41:19,350 --> 00:41:20,830
Twelve for twelve!

730
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,290
Twelve for twelve!

731
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:31,060
I know how hard a wedding can be for you.

732
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,640
Considering that your parents' love was fake.

733
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,440
Those vows meant nothing.

734
00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:37,960
How do you know when a guy likes you?

735
00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:40,000
Anyone in particular you're thinking of?

736
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:44,440
I've been waiting for him to, like, make a move.

737
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,200
But nothing's happening.

738
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,420
Dude, let's crush rap.

739
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:50,700
Hell yeah, let's do it!

740
00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:52,680
Wait, should I do the remix part?

741
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:53,600
Totally.

742
00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:55,340
How about next time?

743
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,700
That's what you said last time.

744
00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,060
This place is amazing, let's never leave!

745
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:01,560
Am I a bullfrog?

746
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,860
Goodness, Arlen!

747
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:05,300
Ever made you feel any better?

748
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,300
It's usually not the kid's fault.

749
00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:08,900
I don't think it was my fault either.

750
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:11,880
It's not because you did anything.

751
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,340
It's because you exist.

752
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,660
Do you think he's, like, embarrassed?

753
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,340
Like I'm following him around and he doesn't even care about me?

754
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,340
Hi.

755
00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:32,160
Hi.

756
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,240
So, uh, what you thinking about?

757
00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:39,960
I don't know.

758
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,700
What are you thinking about?

759
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:54,760
You know, at camp, I always tell everyone that you're the most underrated.

760
00:42:57,460 --> 00:42:58,200
Underrated?

761
00:42:58,900 --> 00:42:59,640
What?

762
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,440
Just in the rankings.

763
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:09,400
Well, thank you so much for seeing my potential.

764
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:10,480
What?

765
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,460
It's really great.

766
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,580
No, no, no, Tali.

767
00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:14,480
It wasn't meant like that.

768
00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:16,300
It was meant as a compliment.

769
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,560
I'm sorry.

770
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,800
Wait, I don't understand.

771
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,380
Are you mad?

772
00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:27,940
I'm fine.

773
00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:32,620
I should get some sleep.

774
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:09,520
Hello, my husband.

775
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,080
Hello, my wife.

776
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,040
Have you ever danced with someone before?

777
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,420
No.

778
00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:20,040
I'll teach you.

779
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,960
Put your hands on my waist.

780
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,220
Just like that.

781
00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:26,040
Okay, there you go.

782
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:27,620
Now just put this on the side.

783
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,440
There you go.

784
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:31,800
Okay, you got it.

785
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,120
Hi.

786
00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:56,130
So, are you going to miss home?

787
00:44:59,770 --> 00:45:03,390
My whole family thinks they're so smart and I'm the fuck up.

788
00:45:05,450 --> 00:45:07,810
I guess they decided they were done with me.

789
00:45:09,490 --> 00:45:12,370
But hey, looks like I'm done with them too.

790
00:45:15,670 --> 00:45:17,450
Well, I think you're smart.

791
00:45:18,590 --> 00:45:24,170
Like, that one time when you forgot your line in the play and did the Star Wars impression instead.

792
00:45:24,730 --> 00:45:26,770
Like, you're really inventive.

793
00:45:28,730 --> 00:45:29,550
Thank you.

794
00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:30,210
I must.

795
00:45:33,870 --> 00:45:35,490
So, do you miss New York?

796
00:45:36,390 --> 00:45:38,990
I bet you have all sorts of cool things waiting for you.

797
00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:43,450
Is it true that your best friends are all older DJs?

798
00:45:45,050 --> 00:45:45,610
No.

799
00:45:46,590 --> 00:45:48,790
My home friends are all kind of the same.

800
00:45:49,890 --> 00:45:51,750
It's nice to feel special at camp.

801
00:45:53,090 --> 00:45:56,090
You know, I also invented the remix part.

802
00:45:57,010 --> 00:45:58,390
Like, of the Crush Rap?

803
00:45:58,570 --> 00:45:58,870
Yeah.

804
00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:00,790
That's the best part.

805
00:46:01,350 --> 00:46:01,810
I know.

806
00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:04,610
But Jacob's whole point is like...

807
00:46:05,770 --> 00:46:07,950
He said it's better if he does it.

808
00:46:08,170 --> 00:46:09,390
Because it's more of a surprise.

809
00:46:10,390 --> 00:46:12,650
But, what's the surprise?

810
00:46:13,450 --> 00:46:15,170
Doesn't he do it every time?

811
00:46:18,430 --> 00:46:20,070
Thank you again for marrying me.

812
00:46:20,950 --> 00:46:23,630
It multiplies my cool factor by like one thousand.

813
00:46:24,870 --> 00:46:26,390
Don't listen to what the guys say.

814
00:46:28,290 --> 00:46:29,210
Trust me.

815
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:33,290
When you're older, they'll be cooler than all of them.

816
00:46:36,550 --> 00:46:37,490
Hope you're right.

817
00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:45,610
But for now, the only thing that'll make you cool to them is if you have your penis manipulated by a girl's hand.

818
00:46:46,290 --> 00:46:47,450
You mean a hand job?

819
00:46:47,970 --> 00:46:48,350
Mm-hmm.

820
00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:50,350
A devil's handshake.

821
00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:55,690
If you want, you can tell the guys you got one.

822
00:46:56,550 --> 00:46:57,170
From me.

823
00:46:58,050 --> 00:46:59,330
But why would I say that?

824
00:47:00,190 --> 00:47:00,710
Sometimes.

825
00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:02,930
You just gotta fake it till you make it.

826
00:47:03,950 --> 00:47:04,230
Okay.

827
00:47:04,790 --> 00:47:06,230
Swear you won't tell anyone.

828
00:47:06,230 --> 00:47:07,089
I won't.

829
00:47:07,430 --> 00:47:08,109
Like at all.

830
00:47:08,849 --> 00:47:09,650
I won't.

831
00:47:10,190 --> 00:47:10,290
Leave.

832
00:47:10,650 --> 00:47:11,950
What did you do?

833
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:21,230
I just, I did this dumb thing at school where I told everyone I had this boyfriend in camp.

834
00:47:21,650 --> 00:47:29,730
And that he was this hot French boy who like serenaded me and was just like obsessed with me.

835
00:47:32,190 --> 00:47:33,510
Named Jacques.

836
00:47:33,510 --> 00:47:36,870
Wait, you mean Jacques Ugg?

837
00:47:41,390 --> 00:47:46,770
Then the girls were suspicious and thought I was lying and asked to meet him.

838
00:47:47,230 --> 00:47:53,650
So I said that we broke up and he went crazy from the heartbreak and was sent away to a mental institution.

839
00:47:55,090 --> 00:47:55,590
Well played.

840
00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:56,990
Not really.

841
00:47:57,770 --> 00:47:59,130
I figured it out.

842
00:48:00,230 --> 00:48:02,210
And then everyone treated me like shit.

843
00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:09,470
Was that when you started talking to Alan the stalker?

844
00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:11,010
Yeah.

845
00:48:11,510 --> 00:48:13,650
There's also no Alan.

846
00:48:15,010 --> 00:48:18,370
Sorry about lying about that too.

847
00:48:21,430 --> 00:48:22,190
Sorry.

848
00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:25,750
I don't give a shit.

849
00:48:26,690 --> 00:48:31,850
I'm the same guy that catfished his principal pretending to be a 42-year-old hooker named Kathy.

850
00:48:33,650 --> 00:48:39,704
I told everyone from home that I had this guy from camp that was obsessed with me,

851
00:48:39,704 --> 00:48:44,910
and everyone from camp that I had this guy from home that was obsessed with me.

852
00:48:46,370 --> 00:48:50,370
But really, no one's thinking about me.

853
00:48:51,630 --> 00:48:55,250
I mean, I think about you.

854
00:49:03,510 --> 00:49:05,010
Come on.

855
00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:43,220
Kissed you, I have.

856
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:48,080
Lord Anakin, don't slaughter the children.

857
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,560
Oh, 600.

858
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:58,600
Base.

859
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:01,460
Sijur.

860
00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:07,080
As the captain.

861
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,460
The dark.

862
00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:14,760
The worst.

863
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,040
Yudel.

864
00:50:19,660 --> 00:50:20,600
Where are you?

865
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:21,760
Pick up.

866
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:22,720
Coming to get you.

867
00:50:36,270 --> 00:50:38,310
That won't be necessary.

868
00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:41,450
Well, enjoy tonight, truly.

869
00:50:42,390 --> 00:50:45,490
Because when I find you tomorrow, it's all over.

870
00:50:47,470 --> 00:50:48,750
You wish, Bob.

871
00:50:49,230 --> 00:50:51,370
No, no, no, not for them.

872
00:50:51,790 --> 00:50:52,390
For you.

873
00:50:53,930 --> 00:50:56,110
Yeah, I heard your parents don't want you coming back next summer.

874
00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:58,190
They're still deciding.

875
00:50:58,590 --> 00:50:59,710
No, it's decided.

876
00:50:59,850 --> 00:51:02,430
They emailed the camp office to withdraw you and everything.

877
00:51:14,810 --> 00:51:16,250
Got your attention, huh?

878
00:51:16,710 --> 00:51:17,270
Good.

879
00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:22,670
Because I'm about to make you an offer one time and one time only.

880
00:51:24,270 --> 00:51:27,070
I'm currently at Daddy's office holding a ray of keys.

881
00:51:27,510 --> 00:51:31,970
And one of these little buggers opens Daddy's lockbox full of petty cash.

882
00:51:32,970 --> 00:51:36,270
Add it all up, and I would say it's quite a haul.

883
00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:39,210
To the tune of...

884
00:51:39,210 --> 00:51:41,030
Hmm, eight, nine grand.

885
00:51:42,930 --> 00:51:47,030
That kind of coin would get you maybe one more summer at camp.

886
00:51:49,610 --> 00:51:51,510
Could be useful in a venue.

887
00:51:51,950 --> 00:51:54,150
Run away forever plan doesn't work out.

888
00:51:56,470 --> 00:51:57,710
No deal, Bob.

889
00:51:57,730 --> 00:51:59,690
I'm not taking your fucking bribe.

890
00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:02,050
I never sell out my job.

891
00:52:03,690 --> 00:52:05,970
You know, Yudel, you and I aren't that different.

892
00:52:07,330 --> 00:52:10,090
I bet in another life we could have been friends.

893
00:52:10,430 --> 00:52:15,730
Yeah, and in another life, maybe my parents would like each other and I would have a four-inch dick.

894
00:52:17,970 --> 00:52:19,690
I've been doing this a long time.

895
00:52:20,910 --> 00:52:23,170
I love camp more than anything, do you, Yudel?

896
00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:25,450
Why do you think I stuck around so long?

897
00:52:27,070 --> 00:52:28,950
I see myself in you, kid.

898
00:52:30,430 --> 00:52:31,970
We couldn't be more different.

899
00:52:31,970 --> 00:52:37,190
You sit alone in the woods, and I've got my dillos keeping me alive and strong.

900
00:52:37,450 --> 00:52:38,950
You wanna know how this ends, Yudel?

901
00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:41,670
I win, you lose.

902
00:52:42,070 --> 00:52:43,710
You're never gonna find us, Bob.

903
00:52:44,470 --> 00:52:47,030
Not today, not tomorrow.

904
00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:49,530
We're gonna make it.

905
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:53,730
Because we've got everything we need to survive.

906
00:52:53,730 --> 00:52:56,130
Ha ha ha!

907
00:53:16,740 --> 00:53:18,100
You okay, big man?

908
00:53:22,110 --> 00:53:27,130
Okay, so, ideally, we wouldn't have gone through all our snacks in one night.

909
00:53:27,610 --> 00:53:31,610
But now, we get to see what old Camp Pantry really has to offer.

910
00:53:32,930 --> 00:53:33,710
Exhibit A.

911
00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:35,290
Battalion.

912
00:53:36,230 --> 00:53:37,310
Peanut butter jelly time?

913
00:53:38,370 --> 00:53:39,610
Yeah, I guess.

914
00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:44,970
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da!

915
00:53:45,610 --> 00:53:46,170
Oh, Jesus.

916
00:53:46,530 --> 00:53:48,750
Looks a little darker than usual.

917
00:53:48,790 --> 00:53:49,870
Is all the food expired?

918
00:53:50,090 --> 00:53:54,010
No, this is just how they used to make peanut butter before it got all woke.

919
00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:56,390
Jacob, it smells like my dog's asshole.

920
00:53:57,830 --> 00:53:59,430
Aw, I miss my dog.

921
00:53:59,690 --> 00:54:01,190
Smells like my nana when they found her body.

922
00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:02,890
Mushy.

923
00:54:04,710 --> 00:54:07,010
She would have been proud of the woman you became.

924
00:54:07,790 --> 00:54:08,550
What the fuck?

925
00:54:08,550 --> 00:54:09,890
Ha ha ha!

926
00:54:15,930 --> 00:54:23,110
Yeah, I like it.

927
00:54:24,650 --> 00:54:25,950
What else do we have?

928
00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:27,910
Would you like the beginning of a salad?

929
00:54:28,610 --> 00:54:29,410
Put this guy on?

930
00:54:29,510 --> 00:54:30,270
What the hell is that?

931
00:54:31,430 --> 00:54:31,870
Jesus.

932
00:54:32,210 --> 00:54:32,490
No!

933
00:54:32,710 --> 00:54:34,250
Relax, I removed the eyes.

934
00:54:34,370 --> 00:54:35,250
Well, I found...

935
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:37,550
A can of tomato!

936
00:54:40,970 --> 00:54:43,150
Hey, man, are you sure this water's okay to fish in?

937
00:54:43,210 --> 00:54:44,250
It looks like it's full of shit.

938
00:54:44,730 --> 00:54:46,350
I feel like the rat was a good idea.

939
00:54:46,430 --> 00:54:47,490
You didn't really give it a chance.

940
00:54:47,630 --> 00:54:48,070
Hey, Charnas.

941
00:54:48,690 --> 00:54:49,890
Just fish, please.

942
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,040
Hey, did, uh...

943
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,760
Did Tommy say anything to you last night?

944
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:01,240
Like, about me?

945
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,680
Nothing I can remember.

946
00:55:04,820 --> 00:55:05,680
Did something happen?

947
00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:08,300
Which one's second base?

948
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:10,660
You went to second base?

949
00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:12,600
No, I wouldn't kiss and tell.

950
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:14,120
I'm just wondering generally.

951
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:16,560
First base, kissing with tongue and moaning.

952
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,940
Second base, tits out, no bulge, kissing and moaning.

953
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:23,840
Third base, you lick her butthole and then you have dinner with her parents.

954
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,520
Did you do that?

955
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,640
Well, actually, I was gonna say...

956
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,860
Tali's actually gotten a lot cooler and funnier than I remember.

957
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:54,500
Oh, Dilos!

958
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:02,720
Morning, gents.

959
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:13,900
I'd say I told you so, but I think it's pretty damn clear.

960
00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:15,560
How did you find us?

961
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,860
You stole the map to Old Camp.

962
00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:21,800
Oh, and let's do Camp Forever.

963
00:56:21,940 --> 00:56:23,820
What a sustainable, long-term plan.

964
00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:25,800
You know there's a rat carcass on the barbecue.

965
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,420
Those things carry ebola, right?

966
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,720
Leon, what the hell happened to you?

967
00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:34,160
Sophie stubbed my penis.

968
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:39,380
Okay.

969
00:56:45,410 --> 00:56:46,230
Come on.

970
00:56:47,050 --> 00:56:48,370
You know this plan was doomed.

971
00:56:49,170 --> 00:56:49,950
Didn't you, Udell?

972
00:56:51,430 --> 00:56:52,350
Okay, fine.

973
00:56:53,530 --> 00:56:54,470
Take the deal.

974
00:57:01,570 --> 00:57:03,510
Kid, it's way too late for that.

975
00:57:03,650 --> 00:57:07,510
But if it makes you feel any better, I was never gonna give you that cash in the first place.

976
00:57:07,990 --> 00:57:09,190
Jacob, what's he talking about?

977
00:57:09,850 --> 00:57:11,310
Your fearless leader didn't tell you?

978
00:57:12,990 --> 00:57:14,630
Jacob's not coming back next year.

979
00:57:14,690 --> 00:57:16,230
His peers won't shell out the dough.

980
00:57:17,590 --> 00:57:18,610
Is that true?

981
00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:26,280
Yeah, he knew that.

982
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,300
And now, no one's coming back next summer.

983
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:38,760
Unless, starting right now, you obey my every word.

984
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:46,460
I am bringing you back to Camp, where you will sit in the infirmary like God's perfect angels until your parents arrive.

985
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,780
And then, we'll write this off as our little secret.

986
00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:56,740
Sounds like a bribe so you don't get fired.

987
00:57:57,420 --> 00:57:57,940
Astute.

988
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:04,300
Udell, I think I speak for everyone when I say we're gonna miss that keen intuition when you're gone next year.

989
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,900
All right, let's go.

990
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:09,060
Hey!

991
00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:10,060
Dangerous!

992
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:10,580
Don't move!

993
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:11,380
Nobody move!

994
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:11,700
Jacob!

995
00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:13,980
Come on!

996
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:14,460
Jacob!

997
00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:16,800
Now, be reasonable.

998
00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:23,340
Stop, Bob!

999
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,200
Holy shit!

1000
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,040
Stop!

1001
00:58:33,620 --> 00:58:34,000
Stop!

1002
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:34,900
Stop, Bob!

1003
00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:40,160
You're too old for camp, Bob!

1004
00:58:40,460 --> 00:58:41,400
You think you're tough?

1005
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:42,160
No!

1006
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,260
You think you're gonna break me?

1007
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,600
Blow him out, Jacob!

1008
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:45,400
No!

1009
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:46,620
No!

1010
00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:50,480
Oh, Bob!

1011
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:52,820
I'm gonna fuck you!

1012
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,180
You're gonna wipe me!

1013
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,800
I'm gonna fuck you off the horse!

1014
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:57,580
Eagle, eagle, child!

1015
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:58,440
No!

1016
00:58:58,660 --> 00:58:59,000
Pedal!

1017
00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:00,060
Stop!

1018
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,040
General, stop!

1019
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,000
I can do something on my wheelchair!

1020
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,260
I'm gonna be battling you!

1021
00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:10,040
You little prick!

1022
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,180
Oh, shit!

1023
00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:13,540
You're gonna kill us!

1024
00:59:13,540 --> 00:59:13,920
No!

1025
00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:19,920
Bye-bye, Bobby!

1026
00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:31,680
Oh, my God!

1027
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:35,580
Did you fucking kill him?

1028
00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:36,840
No, no, no, no, no.

1029
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:37,520
I can't go to prison.

1030
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,720
I can't go to prison.

1031
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,620
Guys like me don't make it out of juvie.

1032
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,180
Nobody move.

1033
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,620
Oh, fuck!

1034
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:54,180
He's alive!

1035
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:55,200
Everybody run!

1036
01:00:05,550 --> 01:00:06,970
I'll protect you.

1037
01:00:08,550 --> 01:00:10,050
Run, Mike, run!

1038
01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:12,430
Leon!

1039
01:00:14,510 --> 01:00:15,070
Leon.

1040
01:00:16,210 --> 01:00:16,470
Leon.

1041
01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:18,010
Leon.

1042
01:00:23,350 --> 01:00:24,490
Find me, Brian!

1043
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:54,180
All right, thank you.

1044
01:01:04,819 --> 01:01:06,240
Pretty badass, right?

1045
01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:08,780
Leon.

1046
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:15,520
The last 24 hours has been so, so great.

1047
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:16,660
Agreed.

1048
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,720
But I have to go back to the city.

1049
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,360
And be on your 10.

1050
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,160
And you live in Georgia.

1051
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,740
Wait, we're breaking up?

1052
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:32,860
I'm in so deep right now, I screwed up the word big time.

1053
01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:37,920
And if I can't find a way to fix this, and I lose my job, then...

1054
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:44,560
There's, uh, truly nothing left for me.

1055
01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:46,600
I don't want to go home.

1056
01:01:49,020 --> 01:01:51,420
Leon, I can still be friends.

1057
01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:56,360
Sophie, you're making the biggest fucking mistake.

1058
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,560
I have a hundred victims, yes, just...

1059
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:03,500
absolutely hate me.

1060
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,720
All it really takes is just love them, feed them, and put a band-aid on their knee.

1061
01:02:09,039 --> 01:02:10,979
It's really not so complicated.

1062
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,680
Oh, put a band-aid on their knee?

1063
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:19,020
You forgot about the part where they defraud you and run you over with your own truck?

1064
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,720
Watch the bitch, Bob.

1065
01:02:21,380 --> 01:02:22,020
Get in line.

1066
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,100
I'm locking you in.

1067
01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:25,540
Good day, good night.

1068
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:32,520
Where's my key?

1069
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:42,540
So you're going to steal $8,000 to pay for camp next summer, and your parents aren't going to ask where you got it?

1070
01:02:42,740 --> 01:02:43,540
Of course they will.

1071
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:48,340
That's why I'm going to break it up into a bunch of $18 checks, safe for misbegives.

1072
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,780
It's called money laundering.

1073
01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:53,460
This mission has now gone from a runaway to a robbery.

1074
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,980
No one is getting kicked out of camp today.

1075
01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:58,800
Bob needs this to go away as much as we do.

1076
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:03,465
So all you guys have to do is get back to camp tomorrow morning before parents arrive,

1077
01:03:03,465 --> 01:03:07,440
and then I'll steal the cash box and be able to pay for my own camp.

1078
01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:11,490
Look, you're a total bitch for not telling us about next summer.

1079
01:03:11,550 --> 01:03:11,870
Agreed.

1080
01:03:12,070 --> 01:03:12,510
Same page.

1081
01:03:12,610 --> 01:03:13,250
I'm a bitch.

1082
01:03:13,670 --> 01:03:18,310
Blight, you did throw Bob through a wall, which was on the list of things I need to see before I die.

1083
01:03:19,530 --> 01:03:21,170
I think we need to keep pushing forward.

1084
01:03:21,770 --> 01:03:22,210
Yes.

1085
01:03:22,970 --> 01:03:24,330
Thank you, Charm.

1086
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:28,030
Look, good things have been happening to all of us, not just you.

1087
01:03:28,670 --> 01:03:29,790
Right, Tali?

1088
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,540
Yes, that's true.

1089
01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:38,270
Okay.

1090
01:03:39,390 --> 01:03:39,830
Great.

1091
01:03:40,830 --> 01:03:45,470
So I was thinking we head west towards Hamlin's Peak.

1092
01:03:45,970 --> 01:03:47,690
Dude, Hamlin's Peak is like cliffs.

1093
01:03:47,910 --> 01:03:48,310
Give me that.

1094
01:03:49,130 --> 01:03:52,350
Cone's Bay is way flatter and- That is way too long, Charm.

1095
01:03:52,730 --> 01:03:53,870
It's really not.

1096
01:03:55,370 --> 01:03:56,070
Come on.

1097
01:03:56,810 --> 01:03:57,630
Let's go.

1098
01:04:03,930 --> 01:04:06,330
I'm not touching that cash you miserable pirate.

1099
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,190
God damn it, I wish he'd be back early.

1100
01:04:11,450 --> 01:04:12,090
Hey, Daniel!

1101
01:04:12,530 --> 01:04:13,930
Thought I wasn't seeing you till morning.

1102
01:04:14,610 --> 01:04:15,490
Miss me too much?

1103
01:04:15,670 --> 01:04:20,670
No, I just thought it'd be less of a hassle if I sleep here tonight, you know, in case the parents come over early.

1104
01:04:20,970 --> 01:04:25,370
Oh, speaking of heading in, I'd love to come inside and see how the big man gets comfy.

1105
01:04:27,910 --> 01:04:28,690
I'm gonna go in here.

1106
01:04:28,730 --> 01:04:31,290
I can light you up a fire, come inside, and leave right after I light you up.

1107
01:04:31,290 --> 01:04:31,410
It's good.

1108
01:04:31,530 --> 01:04:31,690
Okay.

1109
01:04:31,690 --> 01:04:33,470
You should go to the infirmary.

1110
01:04:34,430 --> 01:04:34,770
Okay.

1111
01:04:35,370 --> 01:04:36,070
Night-night.

1112
01:04:36,270 --> 01:04:37,630
Yes, do not come in here.

1113
01:04:37,850 --> 01:04:38,290
At all.

1114
01:04:38,430 --> 01:04:38,590
Ever.

1115
01:04:50,810 --> 01:04:51,290
Bob!

1116
01:04:55,210 --> 01:04:59,630
I think the problem was that the M.I. stands for Miles and not Minutes.

1117
01:04:59,930 --> 01:05:00,610
My mistake, sorry.

1118
01:05:02,550 --> 01:05:03,590
So we're lost.

1119
01:05:04,270 --> 01:05:04,750
Cool.

1120
01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:05,450
What?

1121
01:05:06,030 --> 01:05:07,050
No, we're fine.

1122
01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:08,570
We're fine, okay?

1123
01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:12,070
Well, I guess the map didn't mention the giant fucking cliff.

1124
01:05:15,070 --> 01:05:16,030
Or did it?

1125
01:05:18,370 --> 01:05:18,990
Did it?

1126
01:05:19,730 --> 01:05:20,210
No.

1127
01:05:20,910 --> 01:05:21,510
No, it didn't.

1128
01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:23,690
Yeah, this is a dead end.

1129
01:05:24,090 --> 01:05:25,330
Look, I have a plan.

1130
01:05:25,670 --> 01:05:28,830
If we go down slowly, and we go down...

1131
01:05:28,830 --> 01:05:34,910
Great, why don't you do your plan and just start calling her tall?

1132
01:05:35,570 --> 01:05:36,650
Well, I mean, that's what you call her.

1133
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:38,510
What are you going to do next?

1134
01:05:38,970 --> 01:05:39,410
Hook up?

1135
01:05:42,530 --> 01:05:43,450
What if I did?

1136
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,740
I can't believe you chose him.

1137
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:54,100
Okay.

1138
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,480
You want to write home?

1139
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,760
Guys, stop it!

1140
01:05:58,800 --> 01:05:59,940
Should we get out the typewriter?

1141
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,240
Fucker.

1142
01:06:01,420 --> 01:06:07,920
Dear Mom and Dad, Jacob is a psycho piece of shit who only cares about being in charge.

1143
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:13,980
He won't eat anything spicier than when he gets jerked off to a picture of his aunt!

1144
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,900
I told you that in private!

1145
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,260
I don't care!

1146
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:18,740
She wasn't blood-related!

1147
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:25,985
Dear Mom and Dad, Jordan is just a jealous dick who thinks he's not allergy for attention,

1148
01:06:25,985 --> 01:06:29,180
and he only likes Tali because he wants to be me.

1149
01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:29,480
Stop it!

1150
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,460
Ow, get off!

1151
01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:36,200
I know your life sucks because you don't have any friends.

1152
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,300
I do have friends.

1153
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,240
You think I'm the one who follows you?

1154
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,220
I came up with the fucking crush rap.

1155
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,660
Your remix ideas are aggressively unfunny.

1156
01:06:48,820 --> 01:06:51,220
I literally have a notebook full of ideas that are way better.

1157
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,600
Number one, Obama and Shabbat.

1158
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:53,940
Number two, Danny Vu's Jamaica.

1159
01:06:54,020 --> 01:06:54,580
Do you have any?

1160
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,120
Come on, give us an idea.

1161
01:06:58,220 --> 01:06:59,620
Give us an original idea.

1162
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:04,120
No?

1163
01:07:04,340 --> 01:07:04,820
I'll go.

1164
01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:06,300
Yoda as Kim Jong-Un.

1165
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,340
Minion porn.

1166
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,120
Taylor Swift trying to juggle.

1167
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:10,660
Fine, take the remix.

1168
01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:16,960
That's the only good relationship in your life.

1169
01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:22,880
Dude, what the fuck?

1170
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,020
Keep going back!

1171
01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:25,803
What are you doing? - No.

1172
01:07:31,313 --> 01:07:33,450
Now you and all your friends can go find it.

1173
01:07:35,990 --> 01:07:36,830
Fuck you!

1174
01:07:42,630 --> 01:07:43,430
Tala, let's go.

1175
01:07:46,470 --> 01:07:47,330
Please, wait.

1176
01:07:47,930 --> 01:07:49,310
Please, help me.

1177
01:07:50,170 --> 01:07:51,370
That's all I ever do.

1178
01:07:52,170 --> 01:07:54,110
Are you ever once going to think about me?

1179
01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:58,850
I wanted to be with you so bad I literally started pretending we were together.

1180
01:07:59,590 --> 01:08:02,550
Except she had to make you seem way cooler than you actually are.

1181
01:08:02,650 --> 01:08:05,890
She made up this entire backstory about how you were a hot French psycho.

1182
01:08:05,890 --> 01:08:06,490
Shut up!

1183
01:08:07,790 --> 01:08:09,470
Why did you not tell me about that?

1184
01:08:09,810 --> 01:08:11,150
Because it's humiliating.

1185
01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:15,530
Almost as humiliating as you hooking up with my best friend.

1186
01:08:15,970 --> 01:08:16,750
Come on.

1187
01:08:17,230 --> 01:08:19,190
We only did that because we were mad at you.

1188
01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:23,020
Oh.

1189
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:29,420
I mean, you know what I mean.

1190
01:08:37,370 --> 01:08:38,169
I'm going to go home.

1191
01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:33,440
Where's Yudel?

1192
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:37,320
Your guess is as good as ours.

1193
01:09:40,370 --> 01:09:41,250
For real.

1194
01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,440
Yudel?

1195
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:00,620
Can you hear me?

1196
01:10:04,970 --> 01:10:05,990
Yudel, are you there?

1197
01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:09,120
Can you hear me?

1198
01:10:15,620 --> 01:10:21,920
Whatever you're running away from, staying back here ain't going to fix it.

1199
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,820
You can still turn this around.

1200
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:29,220
It's not too late.

1201
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:33,900
You know, I've built my whole life around staying at camp.

1202
01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:40,080
Sounds dreamy until you wake up and realize you've got nothing left to live for.

1203
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:45,600
Bob, you don't think that I have a plan?

1204
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:50,201
I am getting that cash and tomorrow morning, before parents arrive,

1205
01:10:50,201 --> 01:10:58,100
I will be at the infirmary with the money in my hand, because next summer, I am going back to camp.

1206
01:10:58,820 --> 01:11:00,600
It's a lose-lose for you, Bob.

1207
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:06,800
Either you lose $8,000 or you admit to losing five kids.

1208
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,840
Either way, you are done.

1209
01:11:11,220 --> 01:11:11,820
Okay.

1210
01:11:14,460 --> 01:11:16,720
Looks like we're going to do this the hard way.

1211
01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:21,500
One of us is leaving camp tomorrow for good.

1212
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:24,360
In newsflash, it's not going to be me.

1213
01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,300
You got that, Yudel?

1214
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,160
You ready to pack that duffel one last time?

1215
01:11:31,540 --> 01:11:34,780
Ready to take that last walk across Foster Field?

1216
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:38,360
Yudel?

1217
01:11:40,860 --> 01:11:41,260
Yudel?

1218
01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:53,220
Fucking go.

1219
01:12:37,140 --> 01:12:45,380
From Danny's cabin all the way to the infirmary.

1220
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:16,120
Touch your nose, weasel.

1221
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:17,380
Excuse me.

1222
01:13:18,540 --> 01:13:20,100
Oh, you must be Leon's parents.

1223
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:20,700
What a pleasure.

1224
01:13:20,860 --> 01:13:21,620
Look, I'm sorry.

1225
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:28,240
I have to step out, so I just wanted to do a quick comparison of your camp's pink-eyed protocols with those of the CDC.

1226
01:14:07,660 --> 01:14:09,300
Yeah, kitty, kitty.

1227
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:16,136
What is this? - No.

1228
01:15:23,230 --> 01:15:24,170
I'll get you a cab.

1229
01:15:24,390 --> 01:15:25,130
Come on.

1230
01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:29,590
Yudel, please.

1231
01:15:30,430 --> 01:15:30,630
Chill.

1232
01:15:35,670 --> 01:15:42,130
Fuck you, bro!

1233
01:15:42,950 --> 01:15:43,850
You've gone insane!

1234
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:22,580
Would you like to head to the infirmary?

1235
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:23,800
Yeah, come on.

1236
01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:32,470
You're responsible.

1237
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,461
Are you fucking insane ? you could've been killed !

1238
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,020
Okay, sorry.

1239
01:17:48,119 --> 01:17:51,346
Now go sit down there. NOW !

1240
01:18:16,710 --> 01:18:17,190
Hey.

1241
01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:19,550
Get your leg out.

1242
01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:29,260
This will probably sting a little.

1243
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:33,100
Is that a good one?

1244
01:18:43,270 --> 01:18:43,990
There you go.

1245
01:18:52,830 --> 01:18:54,370
I'm sorry about your car.

1246
01:18:56,610 --> 01:18:57,690
Makes two of us.

1247
01:19:01,550 --> 01:19:07,710
And I'm sorry your wife left you at the altar because you circumcised too much.

1248
01:19:07,790 --> 01:19:08,990
I appreciate it.

1249
01:19:12,270 --> 01:19:16,227
You know, Yudel, you stay at camp long enough,

1250
01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:26,690
you start to realize, part of what makes it all magic is that it ends.

1251
01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:34,260
Jacob.

1252
01:19:36,860 --> 01:19:38,240
Let's go in the car.

1253
01:20:02,990 --> 01:20:03,950
Hi, guys.

1254
01:20:05,150 --> 01:20:07,570
Jacob, I'm so glad to finally meet you.

1255
01:20:09,810 --> 01:20:10,110
Yeah.

1256
01:20:11,570 --> 01:20:13,150
Jacob, you remember Gordon?

1257
01:20:13,670 --> 01:20:14,050
Hey, Jacob.

1258
01:20:14,610 --> 01:20:14,890
Hello.

1259
01:20:16,630 --> 01:20:17,590
It's okay.

1260
01:20:17,590 --> 01:20:18,850
It's okay.

1261
01:20:23,681 --> 01:20:25,181
Yo ! Wz up ? Wait, do you remember Leon's face when you farted ?

1262
01:20:25,181 --> 01:20:32,008
lol ! Can we talk ? I'm really sorry.

1263
01:20:35,183 --> 01:20:38,579
Do you whant a snack ? Pasta.

1264
01:20:40,970 --> 01:20:41,910
Yeah, thank you.

1265
01:20:41,990 --> 01:20:42,790
I made it myself.

1266
01:20:43,730 --> 01:20:44,830
Thank you.

1267
01:20:48,170 --> 01:20:53,630
I just wanted to really formally apologize for everything.

1268
01:20:55,070 --> 01:20:56,150
And I'm gonna make it up.

1269
01:20:56,710 --> 01:20:57,430
I promise.

1270
01:20:58,010 --> 01:20:59,330
I'll mow lawns.

1271
01:20:59,470 --> 01:21:00,430
I'll become a house cleaner.

1272
01:21:00,610 --> 01:21:03,010
Jalen's really good with crypto, so maybe I...

1273
01:21:03,010 --> 01:21:04,070
Okay, hey, it's Jacob.

1274
01:21:04,290 --> 01:21:04,990
It's just...

1275
01:21:04,990 --> 01:21:05,450
It's okay.

1276
01:21:06,630 --> 01:21:10,070
I know I screwed up with, like, everyone.

1277
01:21:19,210 --> 01:21:21,090
Maybe when the days come.

1278
01:21:22,070 --> 01:21:24,190
Maybe when the days come.

1279
01:21:26,910 --> 01:21:31,890
You are the greatest thing that has ever happened to both of us, right?

1280
01:21:32,450 --> 01:21:36,250
Yeah, things are different, but that doesn't mean they have to be worse.

1281
01:21:37,270 --> 01:21:39,490
But you have to give it a real try.

1282
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:03,920
Hey.

1283
01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:06,720
Mind if I join?

1284
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:08,600
Magic Club's open to all.

1285
01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:13,580
Today may just be lower attendance.

1286
01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:16,080
Probably a busy week for people.

1287
01:22:17,060 --> 01:22:18,120
What's in this one?

1288
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:22,880
I don't know.

1289
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:25,080
Give it a shake.

1290
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,580
Ah, you're a natural.

1291
01:22:31,140 --> 01:22:32,500
I guess it runs in the family.

1292
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:35,700
Oh, hey, Sheamus.

1293
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:36,980
Great to see you.

1294
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:37,940
This is Jacob.

1295
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:40,960
He got exploding dice on the first try.

1296
01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:41,660
Nice to meet you.

1297
01:22:42,020 --> 01:22:45,800
So, are you more of a mind trick or card shark?

1298
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:46,560
Oh, no.

1299
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:47,760
I think he's just an observer.

1300
01:22:48,340 --> 01:22:51,300
No, I did actually have one question.

1301
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:56,500
Do either of you have a trick where you, like, break out of chains?

1302
01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:58,260
Like a mental patient?

1303
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:00,580
I can teach you that one, no problem.

1304
01:23:01,180 --> 01:23:03,880
But, you know, I made a mistake.

1305
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:06,720
I'm actually feeling a little nauseous.

1306
01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:08,080
Are you okay?

1307
01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:09,380
Do you need water?

1308
01:23:09,540 --> 01:23:10,180
I mean...

1309
01:23:10,180 --> 01:23:10,800
I'm sorry.

1310
01:23:18,460 --> 01:23:20,460
How long have you been chewing ice sticks?

1311
01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:22,200
And she said the movie sucks.

1312
01:23:22,340 --> 01:23:23,000
But it was good.

1313
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:24,400
Like, it's so funny too.

1314
01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:27,280
Wait, could you say that again?

1315
01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:28,440
I couldn't hear you.

1316
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:29,920
Don't worry, we'll write it down.

1317
01:23:30,580 --> 01:23:32,160
It was his pinata in his class.

1318
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,520
Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, Hamacht Middle School.

1319
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:39,680
I am looking for a madam by the name of Talia Simani.

1320
01:23:43,350 --> 01:23:45,930
Dahlia, what are you doing?

1321
01:23:46,010 --> 01:23:48,950
Please don't be a scoundrel, it's Jacques!

1322
01:23:49,630 --> 01:23:52,070
I've broken out of the asylum for you!

1323
01:23:53,630 --> 01:23:55,670
Oh my god!

1324
01:23:56,190 --> 01:23:58,270
Wait, is this your crazy ex?

1325
01:23:58,650 --> 01:24:00,650
Jacques Jeudet, enchanté!

1326
01:24:03,890 --> 01:24:07,210
Jacques, that's all I told you!

1327
01:24:07,510 --> 01:24:08,930
We broke up!

1328
01:24:09,630 --> 01:24:11,690
I just really...

1329
01:24:12,330 --> 01:24:14,810
Dude, get the hell out of my girl's face!

1330
01:24:15,230 --> 01:24:16,330
Dahlia is ours!

1331
01:24:16,590 --> 01:24:18,670
It's okay, Courtney, I've got this.

1332
01:24:18,810 --> 01:24:20,710
Stay down, you're scaring people.

1333
01:24:21,590 --> 01:24:26,810
Also, the driver's gonna be back in a minute, and she's like, really protective about strangers coming on the bus.

1334
01:24:27,830 --> 01:24:28,970
He's totally real.

1335
01:24:29,570 --> 01:24:31,450
For the record, I always believed her.

1336
01:24:32,130 --> 01:24:33,090
Thank you for that.

1337
01:24:33,870 --> 01:24:35,630
Yeah, of course.

1338
01:24:36,110 --> 01:24:38,330
What the hell is going on here?

1339
01:24:38,410 --> 01:24:41,720
I leave for five minutes, and they tell me some French mother...

1340
01:24:45,850 --> 01:24:47,910
Hey, buddy, I hope you don't mind.

1341
01:24:48,030 --> 01:24:49,750
I thought you wanted to have some friends here, weren't you?

1342
01:24:50,230 --> 01:24:50,630
Hey!

1343
01:24:54,910 --> 01:24:55,610
Hey, huh?

1344
01:24:56,830 --> 01:24:57,290
Eudelle!

1345
01:24:57,690 --> 01:24:58,630
Well, well, well.

1346
01:24:59,070 --> 01:24:59,990
Hi, Bob.

1347
01:25:00,970 --> 01:25:03,370
Wow, you look slicker than a greased watermelon.

1348
01:25:03,370 --> 01:25:05,430
Thank you, Bob.

1349
01:25:05,910 --> 01:25:07,630
Kind of surprised to see you here.

1350
01:25:08,130 --> 01:25:10,650
Well, I'll be honest, I was kind of surprised to get the invite.

1351
01:25:10,930 --> 01:25:12,590
I'm thinking your dad thought I was a child.

1352
01:25:13,270 --> 01:25:16,290
Speaking of overgrown children, where is the little fungal stump?

1353
01:25:19,770 --> 01:25:20,270
Yeah.

1354
01:25:21,930 --> 01:25:23,870
Have you guys heard from Charm?

1355
01:25:27,380 --> 01:25:34,500
Dana, from the moment we first met, I knew the next chapter of my life had begun.

1356
01:25:35,340 --> 01:25:39,800
You filled me up with more joy than I could possibly imagine.

1357
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:44,160
And I vowed to fill you up even more.

1358
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:44,820
In bed.

1359
01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:45,760
Yeah.

1360
01:25:48,540 --> 01:25:49,360
I'm sorry.

1361
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:50,300
I'll kiss you.

1362
01:25:55,570 --> 01:25:56,650
Wait, wait, wait.

1363
01:25:57,050 --> 01:25:59,010
Okay, um...

1364
01:25:59,010 --> 01:26:01,950
All of my life has been prologue.

1365
01:26:02,110 --> 01:26:07,870
What is marriage?

1366
01:26:08,610 --> 01:26:12,950
If you asked a dictionary, it would say when two people get married.

1367
01:26:15,190 --> 01:26:16,470
But love...

1368
01:26:17,370 --> 01:26:18,790
That's a little bit more complicated.

1369
01:26:20,410 --> 01:26:22,950
Not that you guys need a reminder.

1370
01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:25,290
I mean, you're both on marriage number two.

1371
01:26:27,710 --> 01:26:28,790
Oh my God.

1372
01:26:29,350 --> 01:26:32,510
You do crazy things to hold on to what you love.

1373
01:26:33,510 --> 01:26:35,430
And you do hold on tight.

1374
01:26:36,550 --> 01:26:40,090
Because you're terrified of what it would be like if you lost it.

1375
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:45,970
And sometimes you do lose it, but...

1376
01:26:45,970 --> 01:26:47,930
Maybe it's not fully gone.

1377
01:26:49,770 --> 01:26:50,370
I hope.

1378
01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:58,300
Here's to finding...

1379
01:26:58,300 --> 01:26:58,960
The one.

1380
01:27:07,850 --> 01:27:12,330
Am I a bullfrog or is it hotter than July?

1381
01:27:21,510 --> 01:27:22,390
July!

1382
01:27:37,590 --> 01:27:38,470
Sorry.

1383
01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:44,670
This is usually when— Janky, baby, toucha me fresh.

1384
01:27:55,146 --> 01:27:57,703
Let's go Rock n' Roll !

1385
01:27:57,703 --> 01:28:02,552
My name's Jacob And my name's Shawn And there's a funny little rumor Goin' round the barn

1386
01:28:02,552 --> 01:28:07,691
A couple of lovers, we don't know who The chickens won't peep The cats won't die,

1387
01:28:07,691 --> 01:28:12,275
We ask the ghosts Still no luck The llama said, I don't give up.

1388
01:28:18,257 --> 01:28:19,738
Oh Jesus, there's more.

1389
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,160
Remix!

1390
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:28,360
Hello!

1391
01:28:28,660 --> 01:28:29,640
My name is Barack Obama!

1392
01:28:29,860 --> 01:28:31,000
Ruff-a-tada-nail!

1393
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:32,860
Hey you melancholy, pretty pretty, I got that!

1394
01:28:32,860 --> 01:28:33,700
Wow, he's finally doing it.

1395
01:28:33,700 --> 01:28:34,320
Amen y'all!

1396
01:28:34,780 --> 01:28:35,020
Woo!

1397
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:36,560
Yeah, Jordan!

1398
01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:37,980
Hello, banana latte!

1399
01:28:38,220 --> 01:28:39,380
I think he's doing something racist.

1400
01:28:43,280 --> 01:28:43,800
Bananas!

1401
01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:45,820
Meet you at a Starbucks!

1402
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:48,160
It's just minions.

1403
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:50,080
It's just minions.

1404
01:28:50,140 --> 01:28:51,280
Excuse me sir, what do you do for work?

1405
01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:54,400
Happy birthday to me.

1406
01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:55,480
Check your crotch.

1407
01:28:58,840 --> 01:29:00,780
The five of diamonds everybody.

1408
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:03,100
Oh my god.

1409
01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:51,640
I really feel like people didn't get the minions thing.

1410
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,200
It was perfect.

1411
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:54,680
I totally got it.

1412
01:29:54,740 --> 01:29:57,160
That's how a minion would act at Starbucks.

1413
01:29:57,460 --> 01:29:58,180
Thank you.

1414
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:01,234
Seriously, you'll have to do that next summer.

1415
01:30:01,460 --> 01:30:03,940
Yeah, well, about that...

1416
01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:05,360
I'm not coming back next summer.

1417
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:06,820
What?

1418
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:09,700
Our new school does this mandatory summer session.

1419
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:11,160
I'm...

1420
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:11,640
sorry.

1421
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:16,520
Honestly, I hate to admit it, but my new school is kind of bomb.

1422
01:30:16,980 --> 01:30:20,640
My parents said I can't focus, and now I get all these accommodations.

1423
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:23,220
Like, I can take tests for as long as I want.

1424
01:30:23,340 --> 01:30:24,400
They're such dumbasses.

1425
01:30:25,540 --> 01:30:27,680
You two whispering is never good.

1426
01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:29,120
Don't worry, Bob.

1427
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:32,220
Next summer, Feynman will finally be free of us.

1428
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:33,980
Well, that makes three of us.

1429
01:30:34,620 --> 01:30:35,720
Danny gave me the boot.

1430
01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:40,420
Eudell, don't you go worried about old Bobby.

1431
01:30:40,820 --> 01:30:44,620
I can't believe we're never gonna be back at Foster Field.

1432
01:30:45,060 --> 01:30:51,980
Well, after spending many an off-season at camp, I can tell you, boys, it's not the place that makes it feel like Feynman.

1433
01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:56,280
Eudello's running on the woodchip path when I tell you to walk.

1434
01:31:02,420 --> 01:31:04,739
Hey, Bob, do you want to join us?

1435
01:31:05,239 --> 01:31:06,500
Oh, no, you go ahead.

1436
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:08,120
I should play with the grown-ups.

1437
01:31:08,820 --> 01:31:09,420
Are you sure?

1438
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:11,320
You don't know anybody.

1439
01:31:12,540 --> 01:31:13,020
Go.

1440
01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:15,180
Scram.